look no pants
"it" just moved
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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