I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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