If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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