fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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