she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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