I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
