we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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