Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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