Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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