i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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