Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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