Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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