Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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