Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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