I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
my liver is dry heaving
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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