new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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