Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
