that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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