goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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