Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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