I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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