This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I still have a little drunk in my system
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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