can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Farmville is her only friend.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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