just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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