Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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