I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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