i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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