we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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