Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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