they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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