I feel like I'm in dance class right now
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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