dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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