After last night, I could never be a politician.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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