I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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