i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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