I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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