lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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