just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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