She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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