yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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