Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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