You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
