You don't have asthma, your pregnant
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
