Do you still have your period?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
