We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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