just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
