Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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