Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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