i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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