she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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