my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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