Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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