It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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